*maddiemazing

tagged by *kiminess

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Maddie needs her own life.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Maddie looks like she's wearing a retard helmet.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Maddie says 'it's fun to share!'

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Maddie wants to take a break from the Inspector Mom business.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Maddie does not believe in Santa Claus.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Maddie hates this like she hates head lice.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Maddie asks David to get more explicit with an explanation and David responds by telling her if they get any more explicit they'll have to move the show to cable.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Maddie goes to Sparta.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Maddie likes to chat in the tub.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Maddie eats a jar of fruit/cereal with some cheerios in the morning, gets a 4-6oz bottle around 11am then goes down for a nap.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Maddie wears jeans ... and other interesting stuff.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Maddie was arrested for slashing up Lia McDermott’s car in a jealous rage.

I tag anyone who reads this. Which is probably no one.

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